[Uh-tha-zuh-gor-uh-tike-in-upt-aut-oh-pho-bee-uh]

I have it. The fear of being forgotten, of people, of failure, of being single and of being alone. I figured I could use some comic relief. Try saying Athazagoratychinuptautophobia three times fast. Hell, try saying it one time fast. I even left my version of a pronunciation guide for you!

Oh, hmm. Someone's been forgetting me every night just about of late. All broken promises. I'm constantly around people I hate being around... but it's more-so the fear of crowds and the such. Agoraphobia. I can't work or do ANYTHING productive. I AM single! Way to be a repellent, Steven. And being alone. Y'know, I've had one true hug in the past three years from one awesome person. But they live halfway across the country. Alone? Very much so. Perhaps that's why I'm upset. I can only handle four at a time, and being unable to work has screwed me. I can't wait for this stupid wound to heal. I really don't understand, nor does anyone else (obviously), why it refuses to heal the normal way. Everything always has to be difficult with me.

Happy belated birthday, Steven. You still smell like blood and vomit, and you've been stood up a couple extra times.

Also, guys, if I don't get another submission for the Dr. Evil Project by the end of this week, I'm closing it. I'm disappointed in myself for it, more than anything, but I suppose hype in the community is hard on an old topic, even if you're not meming someone else's actions.

kbai. I go play Castle Crashers now.